The trail I run on is pretty nice.  Spacious parking, gravel trail next to the paved one, decent views of the bay and city.  There is another trail I like better, but always feel as if I'm risking the safety of my car when I try to find parking for.
 
So I'm running the other day and I notice there seems to be an increasing amount of doggy poo-poo left on the trail.  There are poles with boxes full of poo bags about every 200 yards, so I'm not sure that someone can claim they didn't have anything to put the poo in for disposal.  Clearly the dog owners feel it's okay to let their pets take a dump on the trail and just leave it.  The numerous signs telling them to keep their pets on a leash and clean up after them seem to be merely a suggestion.  I find it offensive to have to run around piles of poo because some dog owner is lazy or sqeemish about cleaning up after their pet.  I hope they don't have children too.  I am tempted to just stop and take a dump on the trail myself some time instead of using the facilities so that others don't have to step in my poo. 
 
And while we're at it ...........
 
I am seriously going to put my own body at risk and "clothesline" the next stupid bicyclist who goes whooshing past me without calling out that they're about to pass.  The trail has got to be at least 5 feet across and I run on the side of it.  There's no reason to surprise me and to ride less than 6 inches from me going a zillion miles an hour.  Ride in the damned middle of the trail and let me know you're coming or don't complain when I "react" to the surprise and you fall off your pretty very expensive bike in your multicolor spandex outfit.
 
Okay, I feel better now.


Comments

  • Hegemone said Jul 28, 2010...
    Lmao, it's not funny...but the way you've worded your solutions is. What a wonderful world we live in, huh? Full of assholes and shit...funny how they seem to go together that way.
  • uniquely-ironic said Jul 28, 2010...
    Hege - LOL yeah, I doubt I could seriously carry out my solutions, but it felt good to "say" it outloud.
  • MsBradford07 said Jul 28, 2010...
    I hate walking by dog poo. It makes me sick. 
  • uniquely-ironic said Jul 28, 2010...
    MsB - it's pretty disgusting
  • woman said Jul 28, 2010...
    Uck. Uck. Double Uck. That's just wrong. I hope they crack down on it but until then, please watch your step!
  • scipio said Jul 28, 2010...
    No comments - but just to let you know I visited your post.  Not the "doggy"  one. Mind your steps otherwise your new shoes will be smelling of poos and piss. Life doles out enoough shit - so need - to step into one.  lol
  • bluegum said Jul 29, 2010...
    Uni  i have this same problem, she comes up the footpath with this little dog leading her and when exactly level with my letter box this bit of crab pot bait squats and does a c#@$ap at my letter box .How i'd love to put a stick of dynimite in the ground there and blow the s#@it all over her legs.uni why are some people so bloody thick.Blue
  • uniquely-ironic said Jul 29, 2010...
    woman - yeah, I look like I'm dancing some times the way I do that fancy foot work to avoid the poo   scipio - LOL yes, poo scented tennies is NOT cool   blue - I don't get it either.  It's beyond rude and thoughtless.
  • silverwhisper said Jul 29, 2010...
    [drive-by trout-smacks positively everybody in the comments, and u-i twice for good measure!] :D
  • uniquely-ironic said Jul 29, 2010...
    SW - silver fish flop!!! so nice to see you!  [lobs a octopus back at you]

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